Light-hearted Stuff
Penis Obsessed Shop-A-Holic Gets Stuck In Her Necklace
Again, I’m a part of two different blog hops. Fly on the Wall is where I talk about snippets of my life the last month as if you were a fly on my wall. And […]
Bollocks
Learn More About Yourself with this Quiz
The Quiz Questions Take this simple quiz to learn more about yourself. Warning, this is deep yo. 1. What is your favorite color, and why? 2. What is your favorite animal? Why? What are some of […]
My Thank You Speech that Embarrasses People
Your prompt is: Pretend you have to give a nationally televised thank you speech, and it has to be to one individual, and it must be embarrassing…. pick a person and something embarrassing to thank […]
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide
The Zombie Apocalypse hasn’t happened yet, despite the Miami guy. You remember him? The guy they found eating a human alive? Then they had a hard time killing him? And then we blamed bath salts. […]
Badass of the Year Award
It was brought to my attention recently a story that took place in November of 2007. Pauline Jacobi, age 92 at the time, got into her car after grocery shopping. A man jumped in next to […]
Beaver Wash Shower Curtains
In my stores, I’m starting to design what I call, “Collections,” of household items that coordinate. Shower curtains are the basis of my collection due to its overwhelming popularity on the cafepress community. I’m still […]
If I were Bewitched, I’d Mess with My Old Neighbors and Take Over the World
This week, I’m part of two blog hops, so I’ll be spending all day today and tomorrow reading lots of posts while drinking my dragon fruit generic energy drink. This also means I am combining […]
Happy Places I Tend to Visit
You know that movie with Adam Sandler where he keeps imagining his happy place to control his anger? Happy Gilmore? Well as a mom, I find myself needing a happy place so that I may […]
I’ve had Enough of This Shit
Life is way too short for… Life is way too short for shit. Really it is. I know we all have to take a shit regularly, and I mean this metaphorically, but the people we […]
What I did today that pissed me off.
Gabby has lots of cavities, like 6 of them, and she’s 7 years old. And they hurt bad. This is normal in my house. I can’t deny my children the finer things in life like […]