In my stores, I’m starting to design what I call, “Collections,” of household items that coordinate. Shower curtains are the basis of my collection due to its overwhelming popularity on the cafepress community. I’m still working on organizing the store better, but in the meantime, you can check out my newest creation. I call it. Beaver Wash.
These shower curtains proudly displays a beaver washing its beaver. I got the idea for it when I was in the shower washing my beaver and thinking, “I wonder how God washes His Balls? Like would He sit here and awkwardly wash His Privates like there’s something wrong with touching Himself? Would He go through it real quick with a little blush on His Face? Or would He prop His leg up, spread it open, and wash Them loud and proud?” That’s when I started taking pride in my daily beaver wash. No more was I going to let the male dominated society dictate how I feel about my lady bits.
I also made a matching bathmat! Bubbles.
I’m sorry if you think it’s sacrilegious to think about how God showers, but you know, trying to mimic God and Christ is what makes a Christian a real Christian. If you missed the deepness of the question, the underlying issues regarding a woman’s sexuality when in a male dominated society driven by religions that suppress a gender’s sexuality just for the gender alone (which ironically is usually validly blamed on Christians), and you fail to learn the valuable lesson of washing your beaver with pride and seeing humor in a beaver wash shower curtain, just know, I am praying for you.
Keep an eye out for more shower curtains and other household items in my Dribbles and Grits store!
2 Comments