Things about Fuck.
Codeine Infused Migraine Moment
Today is July 4th. My migraine, well she’s a bitch, and my kids, well they got hungry for some strange reason around dinner time. So I did what any mother of 3 with a migraine […]
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I Write to Spite (and sometimes smite)
Sometimes,I wonder about my writing, but I keep on and on because it’s the best fuck-you I got. Fuck You Dirty Dishes I did not just spend all those years in college to be a house bitch. […]
Can my own brain be my kryptonite?
Could you imagine if kryptonite was one of Superman’s appendages? He’d be kind of screwed if he got cataplexic everywhere he went. So basically I’m kind of screwed because my kryptonite is my own brain. […]
Look at the Love. Just Focking Look at It!
I know a lot of you don’t like these posts (they rarely get shares or reads), but I feel compelled to write them for the one person who does like them and needs them as […]
If Cartoons Were Cool Like the 80’s
The mom blogosphere on the internet has pretty much reached a consensus that Caillou is a little bitch. Someone needs to call child protection services on Max and Ruby for neglect. It’s possible Yo Gabba […]
Merry Christmas VS Happy Holidays
Warning: This post might insult your intelligence and piss you off. I’d like it to be known here and now that I am not trying to be an arrogant know-it-all on a high horse. If you […]
The Real Meaning of Back to School Christmas
At the end of summer, I always feel like… At the end of summer, I always feel like a neutered dog. I have this overwhelming groggy feeling with a huge sense that I lost an […]
Happy Easter and Love from the Beatles Soundtrack
I don’t think I can beat last Easter’s Post with a balance of religion and humor. So if you are debating on reading one of the two, so far I vote you read last year’s […]
The Village Idiots
It takes a village to raise a child, so they say. I still have yet to see this “Village.” If any of you know where the fuck it is, let me know. I bet it’s […]
Bet you didn’t know I was a rebel at the pool today…
Today, I got yelled at by a lifeguard because she thought I was going to slide down the slide with the 3 year old, and I wasn’t. I was just trying to get her to […]