Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide

The Zombie Apocalypse hasn’t happened yet, despite the Miami guy. You remember him? The guy they found eating a human alive? Then they had a hard time killing him? And then we blamed bath salts. But we all know he was part of an experiment the government was performing to create the perfect army and it went awry so they covered it up with drugs like they usually do, i.e. The Mexican Drug Cartels (obviously part of an earlier experiment). You don’t believe me? You probably shouldn’t, but in case you do, here’s some interesting blog posts on the subject. Really, you won’t be prepared for the impending zombie apocalypse without these.

Your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide according to the internet:

Disclaimer about fear of zombies and using humor to reframe the fear

My first-hand experience with the zombie apocalypse. It was a vision, but a very vivid one to count as first-hand… Don’t let the zombie worms get in your hair.

Your first-hand experience with the zombie apocalypse. Bet you didn’t realize you were already there did you?

When Twitter experienced the zombie apocalypse…

Supermommy was there, trying desperately to get her hands on meds…

Advice from Jenny at the Bloggess (she’s a guru in zombie preparedness)

Insane in the Mombrain has two sure-fire weapons to use that aren’t swords or guns… Well two for women. The second one requires a vagina. Men, you’re just screwed.

Don’t forget the Queen of Cussin has a list of must-haves…

Survival Mom Survives

Plan for everything. You need a living will in case you become a zombie. Let your loved ones know when to pull the plug and when to kill you…

Who would be in your zombie fighting tribe?

CDC recommendations

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A seriously awesome resource for homestead survivalism. Real advice. For instance, did you know you can eat the entire cattail plant? Apparently the top part tastes like corn.