Gun Control Facts You Need to Know
Now, people, you have two bandwagons to choose from. If you are conservative, you should probably love gun rights, like so much you should think about guns when you masturbate. You have to believe, no […]
Current Events
I Just Realized I’m White! By a Former Culture Vulture
“I can’t believe it took me so long to realize that…” I can’t believe it took me so long to realize that I’m white. For years, I’d tell men, I’m all chocolate baby. This white […]
Mission 22: Giving our Soldiers Support Post-War
Death is a time of transition, but for some of us, it is a form of escape. While many of us dream of a peaceful paradise with all our loved ones awaiting happily for us, […]
The Real Truth about Planned Parenthood
For some, Planned Parenthood is their savior in times of need, and to others, they are the antichrist. In the last month, they are the most popular celebrity to gossip about, beating Gwen Stefani’s divorce. Why? […]
Dear Intolerant Christian Homophobes and Your High Horse, Dear High Horse too
I hear a lot of you guys complaining about the new Supreme Court Rulings about equal rights in the realm of marriage. I honestly think your issue is fear. In my Dr. Freud Voice – you […]
Stop with the Fat Shaming
Sitting in the kitchen nook of my mother’s house waiting for Easter dinner, I proclaimed that the strawberry pie looked so good, I might steal it like the Purple Pie Man and disappear to Porcupine […]
Who is Getting Free Money from the Government during Tax Season?
Many people seem to be under the misconception that lazy people will receive a huge tax refund, or that people who receive a huge tax refund are probably lazy. I’ve even seen people say, “People […]
Thinking Outside the Pastrami Box
They dared me. Those other mothers at the school yard triple dog dared me to write a letter to my vagina, and this is it. Warning, the material you are about to view is graphic […]
Bollocks For President
Welcome to Finish the Sentence Friday. I’m hosting this week, so read my bloggity doo on why you should vote for me for President, and then read the others at the bottom of the blog. […]
Best Tweets of America in 5 Words
I normally like to save best tweets for someone who twitters more frequently than I do, but I found some of these to be hilarious when hashtag America in 5 Words was trending. One thing […]