Light-hearted Stuff
10 Things I learned so far today, before 10AM…
1. Zip ties are awesome. It’s like the new duct tape. 2. If you are looking under your hood and see your car battery in a place that makes you think, “These engineers are so […]
Bollocks
A random little rant…
All right everyone, give me 3 dollars. For what you ask? No reason. Just give it to me. It’s just 3 dollars. It’s not like it’s a whole lot of money. Will it go to […]
Shrinkological Disorder Shenanigans
This is a post about things I think we should add to the DSM (Diagnostic Statistics Manual), AKA, the Bible of Shrinkological Disorders. Note: These are not in there at all right now, and probably […]
My super fabulous wedding
All you brides to be, grab your pen and pad and take some notes. This is the wedding of a lifetime. Celebrities? They ain’t got shit on this. I met my husband in August of […]
A tribute to the Fuck Word and the Fucking Monkey Business that Makes it Bad
This isn’t just about the fuck word though, but I’m going to start off about the Fuck word. The fuck word is awesome and I’ll tell you why.1. It’s my favorite activity. It really is […]
My super crazy violent sex dream about Obama
This was my post today on my friend’s Facebook page. I don’t want it to get lost in a newsfeed, like I want to be able to find it again and read it again another […]
Road Rage Stupid People
I posted this as a status on my friend’s Facebook page (where I admin) called, “Oh No! Did I Offend You?” Anyway, I realized it was long enough to be a blog post, so I […]
Yes, Yes my child, Santa is real.
Growing up, I never believed in Santa. I was raised in a very religious home and from as far back as I can remember, I knew Christmas was Jesus’s Birthday and Santa was make-believe. I […]