Bollocks – Page 8 – Crumpets and Bollocks

What I did in 2013 according to Facebook

January 1, 2014 michellegrewe 0

The Buzz Lightyear Story: I ran to Walmart like I always do for things like diapers, and I see a Buzz Lightyear car thing on clearance. My 3 year old loves Toy Story, so that […]

Toys NOT to Get Kids as Gifts

December 17, 2013 michellegrewe 0

Dear Santa:CC: family, friends, strangers, and asshole parents at the school who bring stuff to the party I’m on my knees begging, pleading, that you show mercy for mom this year. If you must know […]

Poor John

December 13, 2013 michellegrewe 0

Let’s pretend you are guy named John. You are AT WORK. Talking to people. And your phone beeps a text message. This is how the conversation goes… Person X: You too Love John: Who and […]

Use a little coffee to remove the most stubborn stain off your sofa

October 5, 2013 michellegrewe 0

Ever have one of those stubborn sleeping husband stains on the sofa? I found the best method for removing the stain. At least it worked ok today… 1. Start off with a good slap upside […]

The Stranger Parent Support Group

September 19, 2013 michellegrewe 0

The following is a completely true story. The dialogue is a rough read, but read it. You need to understand the dynamics before the story’s end. This happened. Yesterday. Soon after I picked up the […]

Steelers Training Camp Pictures

August 17, 2013 michellegrewe 0

Taken Monday August 12, 2013 To View as a slideshow, click on a picture. Then click on a picture to get to the next one. Troy Polamalu Ben Roethlisberger Brett Keisel Isaac Redman Coach Tomlin […]

Zoo Pictures

August 17, 2013 michellegrewe 0

I took a little day vacation with the family. The actual story of events are in other posts. This is just pictures of the zoo without the family for those needing a picture of an […]

The memoirs of my day vacation: The Shenanigans

August 17, 2013 michellegrewe 0

We awoke from the chaos into the world where instead of life trolling us, we trolled life. At the end of this day, I made my nephew play Ice Cube Today Was a Good day […]

The memoirs of my day vacation: The Mayhem

August 16, 2013 michellegrewe 0

So after the chaos came the mayhem. This is the time where the chaos morphs into shenanigans. Did you miss Part 1 of this post? Check it out here. We get on the road for […]

The Memoirs of my Day Vacation: The Chaos

August 14, 2013 michellegrewe 0

The kids were restless and the nights were drunken stupors at home, in the kitchen, with the fish, Fishy. No he was not hurt during any of it. But it was a good clear indicator […]