Bollocks – Page 7 – Crumpets and Bollocks

15 Preposterous Reasons To Believe in God

April 2, 2014 michellegrewe 0

1. The aliens do. Most abductees state that not only do the aliens believe in a higher power, but they are closer to the “God Head” than we are, like messengers (or angels). People abducted […]

Concert Experience of the Socially Awkward

March 28, 2014 michellegrewe 0

I WENT TO A CONCERT… I’m not a big concert goer. I sort of have social anxiety issues around large groups of people, one that I never noticed in my youth due to the copious […]

Awkward Pumps and Love

March 23, 2014 michellegrewe 0

I haven’t done the Sunday Confession thing in a while because I have been struggling to blog as real life kicks my donkey. I have high moments and low moments, and someday I might confess […]

Put a Fork in my Education

March 21, 2014 michellegrewe 0

I’m done with school, but… I finished high school; unfortunately, that’s not all she wrote when it comes to school. I think this post is supposed to be about the yearning to learn something even […]

Don’t Drop the Soap

March 11, 2014 michellegrewe 0

My subject is “If you were to go to prison it would be for what crime?”. It was submitted by Outmanned Mommy. Part of the Secret Subject Swap from Baking in a Tornado. I’m really super late […]

From Finish the Sentence Friday blog prompt… What I really want to scream out loud is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Which can mean anything such as 1. Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and maybe take a motherfucking […]

In my closet is the second best dream ever

February 9, 2014 michellegrewe 0

I seem to have two bloggerspherical writing prompts to do at the same time. The finish the sentence Friday was due yesterday, but due to family, a little insanity, a dash of depression, and the […]

Blind Date that Sucked, literally and figuratively…

January 31, 2014 michellegrewe 0

In the Powder Room blogged about a horrid blind date, and author Kerry Rossow did it beautifully. I especially liked where she said, “Topless men sporting mullets shouldn’t throw stones.” She asked our stories in […]

How to Get Fired: Reconciliation, Sociopaths, and Sex

January 26, 2014 michellegrewe 1

More than Cheese and Beer’s Sunday’s Confession prompt is, “Reconcile.” Well, the first thing that comes to MY mind because we are talking MY mind is a badass story. I’m not confessing at this point. […]

The Mighty Tampon

January 3, 2014 michellegrewe 0

Today is just a day about the period. Period. There were more references to a woman’s cycle made today than I’m sharing in this post, but I think it’s important we take the useful information […]