The Quiz Questions

Take this simple quiz to learn more about yourself. Warning, this is deep yo.

1. What is your favorite color, and why?

2. What is your favorite animal? Why? What are some of your favorite qualities of that animal?

3. Do you believe in ghosts? How would you react if you saw a ghost?

Answer these in the comments if you dare show yourself 🙂

My answers…

1. All of them. Rainbow. Light. I can’t decide on a color. Red is passion, lustful hot nekkid skin smashing skin horizontal refreshment, a bit of how’s your father?, balls deep pounding the punanni pavement, ya know in a biblical sense?  And red, the power in the blood. Sometimes I like yellow because it makes me happy, tis the color of the minions, and my youngest’s favorite color. Orange sometimes makes me creative and next to brown, reminds me of Oprah. Green reminds me of trees and natural growth, money, and the color of the light when you are allowed to go. But water is sometimes blue, and so is the sky… Peaceful slumberific blue. I love purple, especially when it’s sitting next to yellow. It’s hard to decide, but I do love God, and He is Light, so my favorite color is the entire electromagnetic spectrum. The color of God.

2. The tiger. They are beautiful, graceful animals. They are cat, but they are wild. Nobody tells them what to do, and nobody fucks with a tiger. In ancient India culture, the theory behind the story Jungle Book, it was said that the tiger is a link between God and mankind. The Eye of the Tiger made Rocky and Katy Perry famous. What other animal’s eye did that?

3. Yes. I have seen ghosts. My first reaction to a scary situation was to tell the ghost to wait a second, play Thriller on You Tube, and then tell it, “Ok, now talk to me, and don’t fuck up the choreography!” True story. So I guess my reaction was to talk to him or her. Become good friends. Always have faith when dealing with darker entities that they too have a little light that shines, or at least the potential for it, and showing them love is like touching them with God so that little light at least glows. But don’t fall for their shit. Ghosts love to lie.

What do the answers mean?

1. Your favorite color represents you. Everything you love about your favorite color are aspects of yourself you love about yourself. It also signifies what you think is important, hence why it’s an aspect of you that you work on, one you love to work on. If green is your favorite color because it reminds you of growth, that’s because if you were a tree, you’d be flourishing with growth. If blue is your favorite color because it’s peaceful, you are driven by peace. In my case, I love all the colors because they remind me of God. I’m driven by everything I define God: Love, peace, grace. That is the most important priority to me in this life.

2. Your favorite animal represents how you want to be seen by the world. It’s how you want people to think of you. If you loved dogs because they are loyal, that’s because you want other people to know, your loved ones and strangers, that you are a loyal person. In my case, I have always wanted, my whole life, for people to know, “Don’t fuck with me” or at the very least, “Tread carefully.”  It’s my wall.

3. Your reaction to ghosts is basically your thoughts about your own death. If you fear ghosts, that’s because you fear dying. If you don’t believe in ghosts, that’s because you are in denial about your impending fate. If you embrace them with open arms, you are ready to embrace death or the next life. In my case, it’s really complicated. Years ago, my answer was I’d ask them a lot of questions. And I do when I encounter them. I was very curious about death. But now a days, I’m more concerned with ghosts finding peace, feeling comfort, and knowing Love. It’s not exactly a transcendence without God, and if God is love, and God is peace, then I can give those around me a taste of that despite their evil. The best gift you can give someone surrounded by darkness is a little light. Don’t believe me? The Elf in Lord of the Rings gave Frodo, of all things, light. Harry Potter’s friend was given light. Shit comes in handy in epic adventures.

Tell me your answers in the comments.

Now you know why I ask some of these questions on my contact form. It’s my way to get to know the real you behind your message.

SOURCE: I learned about this quiz from some random guy at a bar. He was CEO of some sort of security agency in Tampa, Florida. These are 3 of the 10 questions he uses in his psychological evaluation for hiring. He said he got these questions from the LAPD’s psychological evaluation.