Light-hearted Stuff
Summer Wrap Up
I know it’s Saturday, but I forgot to do my Finish the Sentence Friday… What I’ll miss about summer…. No. I don’t miss it. I had fun. I loved many aspects of it. But NO. […]
Bollocks
What Men Like to Watch Women Do
The following meme was posted on a Facebook page a long time ago asking us what men like to watch women do, and these are my answers… What Men Like to Watch Women Do Eat bananas, […]
I Wish I Knew
Holy Batballs it’s Friday, and I haven’t done my Finish the Sentence Friday thing I do to keep blogging even though I kind of want to ignore my blog for a while but am totally […]
Parenting Advice Sucks
Since the onslaught of reproduction, I get so much advice from people on parenting and motherhood that it’s like I have a personal Kanye West stealing my mic telling me Beyoncé deserves the glory, like […]
Breast Feeding in Public. Yay or Nay?
I normally try to avoid topics in the mom wars realm because I honestly think the petty mom wars that ensue from such controversy diminishes the credibility of women trying to be equal in a […]
How to Get an Awesome Job (the secret is revealed in truth)
Welcome to another installment of Finish the Sentence Friday. At the end is a link to a place with normal people who write beautiful shit answering the same prompt. My first job was at a department […]
Announcement: my crazy has developed crazy goals.
It took me years to come out of the blogger closet and let my friends offline see my blog, and let my friends online know my real name. When you put yourself on the internet […]
Middle School Musical (it’s way cooler than the high school one)
Jen Kehl is making do this. As we speak, she is here holding a raw sausage to my ear threatening to smack me in the cheek with Salmonella if I don’t write this. Ok. Not in […]
Watch Me Answer Deep Questions in 120 Characters or Less
Finish the Sentence Friday took a day off, so not really sure what to write, I searched some writing prompts. Meanwhile, a friend of mine “challenged” me to write my Facebook statuses in 120 characters […]
If Cartoons Were Cool Like the 80’s
The mom blogosphere on the internet has pretty much reached a consensus that Caillou is a little bitch. Someone needs to call child protection services on Max and Ruby for neglect. It’s possible Yo Gabba […]