What I did in 2013 according to Facebook
The Buzz Lightyear Story: I ran to Walmart like I always do for things like diapers, and I see a Buzz Lightyear car thing on clearance. My 3 year old loves Toy Story, so that […]
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I lost my marbles so I borrowed some from my bartender
My title makes sense I swear to Chocolate it will make sense. My mother decided to take me out for drinks on Black Friday with our favorite bartender who now works at a place where […]
I’m trying to Quit Smoking
If you told me I would die tomorrow if I have another cigarette, I could stare directly at my children and light a cigarette. I still fear death. I don’t want to die. But you […]
Crazy, Unwell, Whatever.
I’m at a gas station and a guy walks up to pay right behind me right as I say, “I’m going to try some birth control and see what happens.” What was the conversation? Mind […]
Goodbye LoverFaces
Edited… I’m not quitting the blog. I know that I need to spend more time on the family and less on the computer, but I was listening to advice from the wrong person when it […]
Chaos. Blogging. More Chaos.
Maybe it’s the season. Maybe it’s the school back in session and our bodies kind of naturally go into this whole, “Stop having fun it’s time to actually work” mode. Maybe it’s not. Maybe it’s […]
Zoo Pictures
I took a little day vacation with the family. The actual story of events are in other posts. This is just pictures of the zoo without the family for those needing a picture of an […]
Get your beer or soda cold faster… I don’t know why I keep blogging about stupid shit
I don’t know why I keep choosing really random, meaningless topics to blog about lately. I think it’s because the Zimmerman case and all the opinions (especially the whiny ones on why is Trayvon famous […]