You’re Such a Troll
Annie, my 4 year old girl, will argue with you like this. “Mommy open this.” You open it, and then she responds, “I wanted to open it. Now I don’t want it. I’m never playing […]
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What I did today that pissed me off.
Gabby has lots of cavities, like 6 of them, and she’s 7 years old. And they hurt bad. This is normal in my house. I can’t deny my children the finer things in life like […]
How to Really Win a Debate
When up against ignorant people, the best thing to do is walk away. Well most of us can’t do that, but at some point, you have to at least realize you are talking to a […]
Internet Debates: Cheap Tactics People Vomit
Get This Shirt at my Store Internet debates are like a form of crack that suck you into a world of dumbfuckery to where you neglect major life duties like a shower or sleep because […]
I’m sick of talking about Guns without Clint Eastwood references
This image was illustrated by Arnie Bermudez I was raised on cowboy movies and good guy cheesy 80’s action heroes. So of course I’m naturally inclined to be on the guns’ side of the great […]
Your Pet Peeve is probably my pet peeve
This week’s Sunday Confession’s prompt is PET PEEVES I was driving down the road listening to, gasp, the radio, and it was talk radio because not one Top 40 station in town doesn’t have some […]
How I Got Rid of Lice in less than a Week
Warning: This post may cause side effects such as itchy head, itchy body, and possibly tears. I got the dreaded phone call from the school nurse. “Your daughter has lice.” My heart dropped. Why couldn’t […]
Blind Date that Sucked, literally and figuratively…
In the Powder Room blogged about a horrid blind date, and author Kerry Rossow did it beautifully. I especially liked where she said, “Topless men sporting mullets shouldn’t throw stones.” She asked our stories in […]
The Mighty Tampon
Today is just a day about the period. Period. There were more references to a woman’s cycle made today than I’m sharing in this post, but I think it’s important we take the useful information […]