Bet you didn’t know I was a rebel at the pool today…
Today, I got yelled at by a lifeguard because she thought I was going to slide down the slide with the 3 year old, and I wasn’t. I was just trying to get her to […]
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The Koolaid that brought no one to our yard.
I’m watching one of my nephews for a few days just because his brother pissed him off. For purposes of this story, we shall call him the boy. He just turned 13. Me: (as I […]
Alzheimer Patients say the darndest things
You know how kids say the darndest things? They aren’t the only ones. Alzheimer Patients can come up with some better shit just because they are allowed to say words like shit. Now I’m not […]
Give me some of that Gangsta Shit! Beeyotch!
The Klonopin Chronicles makes this status on her Facebook today… Today’s Fun: Use gangsta slang whenever possible because nothing’s funnier than to hear a middle-aged white lady in a suit say “fat stacks.” Some of […]
What might actually be another psychic dream about the next Expendables…
So I had this dream I’m going to be in the next Expendables movie, and I’m driving in a car with Sylvester Stallone behind me in the back seat and Bruce Willis next to me […]
Run Forrest Run: Playlist to run.
I’m not one to run because I’m too lazy for that shit, but I got friends obsessed with doing 5K’s here and there, so this is for them. If I were to run like you […]
A random little rant…
All right everyone, give me 3 dollars. For what you ask? No reason. Just give it to me. It’s just 3 dollars. It’s not like it’s a whole lot of money. Will it go to […]
This year I resolve to make better resolutions…
Resolution. Say that enough times and it sounds like a cleaning product. Like “To remove the stain, just dip the shirt in a 40 proof resolution and let it sit for a year.” Isn’t that […]
Facebook Sunday Morning Math Problem
So a friend posted this today, and I think I argued with teacher(s) on it, so now it’s a blog. Read it and when you see it on Facebook, you can be all smarty pants, […]
J J J Just Dance….
Does your child lack rhythm? Does he embarrass you on the great dance-off? What about you? Do you kind of maybe think it’s possible your booty isn’t shaking right? I feel the need to discuss […]