The Stranger Parent Support Group
The following is a completely true story. The dialogue is a rough read, but read it. You need to understand the dynamics before the story’s end. This happened. Yesterday. Soon after I picked up the […]
June Cleaver
Suffer from Chronic Lateness? Take 2 Fukitols and call me LATER.
Before you think this blog is about this picture, it is, but in a FUCK THIS PICTURE sort of way. I don’t agree with this picture. I’ll see you later! When I say that, I […]
The Alfredo and Spinach Dip Recipes
Stole these once from Olive Garden’s website and no idea where they are now, so it’s going here. The Dip is too delicious. Everyone eats it all before I can get some usually. It made […]
The Village Idiots
It takes a village to raise a child, so they say. I still have yet to see this “Village.” If any of you know where the fuck it is, let me know. I bet it’s […]
Pardon my childish it’s not fair I didn’t get my way tears; I really am happy for those who got to go. Sniff Sniff.
I’ve been toasting every shot of vodka since Thursday to random Mom Bloggers, in my kitchen, with the fish (who doesn’t drink). I really wanted to be in Chicago right now. In fact, I feel […]
Get your beer or soda cold faster… I don’t know why I keep blogging about stupid shit
I don’t know why I keep choosing really random, meaningless topics to blog about lately. I think it’s because the Zimmerman case and all the opinions (especially the whiny ones on why is Trayvon famous […]
Secret Sweet Stash: Top emergency things I hide from the kids to treat my PMS and womanness
This is more useful than funny, but since The Bloggess posted a similar blog today, I think I will post this. It’s been sitting in drafts for a long minute. READ THE BLOGGESS’S POST TOO […]
How I make my Top Ramen (roll the Rrrr, and pronounce it Raw Men)
Just in case they delete it… I subscribe to Circle of Moms online. I get emails. They tell me when they do these recipe contests, and for whatever reason, I can’t resist putting something. So […]
I dream that someday, moms will have a place of our own that we don’t have to clean. It would be a store called Mombies. Until then…
Dribbles and Grits Announcement So I have a store at zazzle, cafepress, and now spreadshirt. Spreadshirt will be my main store. You will get better quality shit with that. I have more design room, and […]
Bet you didn’t know I was a rebel at the pool today…
Today, I got yelled at by a lifeguard because she thought I was going to slide down the slide with the 3 year old, and I wasn’t. I was just trying to get her to […]