Toys NOT to Get Kids as Gifts
Dear Santa:CC: family, friends, strangers, and asshole parents at the school who bring stuff to the party I’m on my knees begging, pleading, that you show mercy for mom this year. If you must know […]
June Cleaver
Bullying: Advice Please
I’ve been thinking a lot about the subject of bullying, overanalyzing it. My nephew is being homeschooled now as a result of years of bullying, among some other variables. It makes you hate kids and […]
Where are you God? My soul. My Mind. Lost.
I think that everyone has free will to believe whatever the fuck they want to believe, and pushing your standards and beliefs on others is distasteful and annoying. With that said, I’m not trying to […]
Sloppy Wills
Move over Sloppy Joe. Sloppy Wills are coming in with a little more deliciousness yet the same ease. I chose to name them Sloppy Wills because they are Philly Cheesesteaks with a twist, and Will […]
The not so funny part of farming children
I know I joke about the crazy of parenting, a lot. A. Lot. I refer to it as Mom Syndrome, one where the symptoms include having a dirty sippy cup or bottle under your bed […]
Vaccines and Autism: Why I vaccinate
I suppose I should tackle this subject at some point because autism seems to bring the most readers to my blog. I guess I should start off by saying all of my kids are vaccinated. […]
Use a little coffee to remove the most stubborn stain off your sofa
Ever have one of those stubborn sleeping husband stains on the sofa? I found the best method for removing the stain. At least it worked ok today… 1. Start off with a good slap upside […]
A message to 300 moms and the guy trying to save their kids
A bunch of teens break into a huge house, threw a huge party, got crunk, trashed the joint, took selfies, bragged about their parents letting them do what they want, and when the homeowner discovers […]
10 Stupidly Brilliant Costume Ideas for Moms
Once upon a time, back before the days of Cinderella when I was a princess, I used to dress up for Halloween and go to parties. I didn’t really get into costume every year, and […]
Watch me get pwned by my kid and Mom Fashion Alert!
If I had an iPhone, I would have updated my Facebook page with the play by play of this day instead of a lump all blog post. Ha. Re-reading I thought I said a hump […]