Mother’s Day Sucks
Today is Mother’s Day. I hate this holiday. It’s like Christmas. I used to love it as a kid, but then I became a mom and things changed. I hate mother’s day now. It’s like […]
June Cleaver
Sleep Deprivation Sucks
I’m finally sharing some of the story that lead to my current levels of crazy I hide from all of you, and this is only a glimpse. In order to tell the whole story, I’d […]
How I Skipped Potty Training My Kids
We humans are an advanced species with enough intelligence to invent the cell phone, polished to drink our tea without slurping. We are capable of traveling to the moon. We play chess, at very young […]
How I Got Rid of Lice in less than a Week
Warning: This post may cause side effects such as itchy head, itchy body, and possibly tears. I got the dreaded phone call from the school nurse. “Your daughter has lice.” My heart dropped. Why couldn’t […]
Spring Break Broke when I became a Parent
Today happens to mark TWO blog hops I’m in, so if you are feeling hoppy, grab some coffee, or better yet, really get into the spirit with a hoppy beer. Spring Break suddenly takes […]
15 Preposterous Reasons To Believe in God
1. The aliens do. Most abductees state that not only do the aliens believe in a higher power, but they are closer to the “God Head” than we are, like messengers (or angels). People abducted […]
It’s the Little Things of Parenting.. that make you go insane
This week’s Sunday Confession’s prompt is LITTLE They say the Joy of Parenting is found in the little things. The little hands caressing your giant honker claws The little hugs The “Mom! I love you.” […]
Strategies Parenting Kids Who Don’t Sleep
Sleep is a luxury. One most people take for granted. When you are well rested, you cannot possibly understand the nature of the sleep deprived. Even if you experienced it before. And the more sleep […]
The A-word
From Finish the Sentence Friday blog prompt… What I really want to scream out loud is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Which can mean anything such as 1. Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and maybe take a motherfucking […]
Don’t Crap on my Lawn and Pretend you Fertilized It! Mom Bullying Needs to Stop
I am the type of person to stand up for principle before loyalty. Just had to say that first. Awesome blog post about not judging Today, I ran into yet another case of moms bashing […]