Easy Delicious Pork Roast– Lazy Recipe
I made this up for New Year’s one year, but the first version required a lot more effort like chopping an onion and some cabbage. I realized later when I started forgetting the original recipe […]
June Cleaver
World Autism Day: BeAware of the Great Autism Swag
Today is World Autism Day (well the day I’m writing and posting this, you could be reading this on any day like Christmas… April 2 is world autism day). I think people are all aware […]
MOM Syndrome: How to treat a crazy that defies medicine and freudian stuff
I suffer from what I call MOM Syndrome. The crazy. Coping with that life long sentence of insanity you get the moment the pregnancy test comes out positive… I actually want a t-shirt for it, […]
Mommy Developmental Markers: The kids are not the only thing growing
Just about every major milestone a woman can encounter in life involves vagina goo. We come into this world covered in it. Our first step into womenhood isn’t a Bar Mitzvah party, no, it’s our […]
Non-PTA Queen Bitch: Excuse Note from Hell
I tell people I’m a bitch in my school system. I am. I’m not a bitch to people. I’m a bitch about advocating for my kids’ best interest, something the schools really don’t seem to […]
10 Things I learned so far today, before 10AM…
1. Zip ties are awesome. It’s like the new duct tape. 2. If you are looking under your hood and see your car battery in a place that makes you think, “These engineers are so […]
Fuck Bad Words, and the R-word it rode in on
I guess people are blogging about the R-word, and I had this in my notes as a blog to do eventually, so I guess now is a good time. I haven’t read other people’s blogs […]
Crafty Neighbors… Crafty I tell you.
So when you see me come home from the craft store with blank stretched canvas, that means I’m about to hand my kids some water based washable paint and a bunch of brushes. I’ve been […]
Tax Refund: It’s Fiscalicious
Because my original purpose with this blog was to write informative articles in an interesting way, and while my crazy ones about rumors and shrinkological disorders are probably more popular, I’m going to get serious […]
Roundhouse Bitch
Why Sylvester Stallone should choose me to play the role of his girlfriend in the next Expendables if they do another one, which they should:1. My father raised me to watch movies like Rocky, Rambo, […]