Happy Pills for all the Assholes! Make it happen!
So yesterday, I had a horrific migraine most of the day. I suffered through it at the kids’ school Valentine’s Day Party (that’s suffrage people), but once the kids were laying down… I had plans […]
June Cleaver
Shrinkological Disorder Shenanigans
This is a post about things I think we should add to the DSM (Diagnostic Statistics Manual), AKA, the Bible of Shrinkological Disorders. Note: These are not in there at all right now, and probably […]
Blog of Myself
If you didn’t get it, the title… Walt Whitman wrote a super huge long epic poem-book called Song of Myself. I thought it was punny. 52 The spotted hawk swoops by and accuses me, he […]
No, Not Autism, Anything But That!
Yesterday, my friend’s child has been officially diagnosed Aspergers. So I thought I’d blog about what I’d tell a random stranger about it right after the diagnosis, and some things I’d like to tell my […]
Rumor Has It…
I’m probably one of the very few people who really enjoy listening to rumors about myself. I really do, and the more negative it is, the funnier it is. I really find it amusing. Now […]
A tribute to the Fuck Word and the Fucking Monkey Business that Makes it Bad
This isn’t just about the fuck word though, but I’m going to start off about the Fuck word. The fuck word is awesome and I’ll tell you why.1. It’s my favorite activity. It really is […]
The dirty Grinch Bastard
So I guess someone did steal some of my Christmas gifts, twice. Mixed emotions here. Of course, at first I didn’t think anyone stole anything. I assumed I’m a ding bat who misplaced shit. I’m […]
Sugar Cookie Dough Recipe As Promised
I decided anyone who can stand reading me and my blog deserves a cookie for outstanding achievement. Since I can’t send you all actual cookies over the interwebs, this will have to suffice. I had […]
May God Be with you Lance Corporal Fishy
I have lost a fish. Lance Corporal Fishy is MIA. Yes you read that right. I lost a pet fish. This story begins with a fish named Fishy. My daughter wanted a fish, so we […]
Yes, Yes my child, Santa is real.
Growing up, I never believed in Santa. I was raised in a very religious home and from as far back as I can remember, I knew Christmas was Jesus’s Birthday and Santa was make-believe. I […]