Thinking Outside the Pastrami Box
They dared me. Those other mothers at the school yard triple dog dared me to write a letter to my vagina, and this is it. Warning, the material you are about to view is graphic […]
Blog Hops
Bollocks For President
Welcome to Finish the Sentence Friday. I’m hosting this week, so read my bloggity doo on why you should vote for me for President, and then read the others at the bottom of the blog. […]
All you Need is Love
When I’m really old, I hope to look back at my life and know that I… Welcome to another installment of Finish the Sentence Friday. This is a group of bloggers who agree on a […]
My Reality Show As Seen on the Internet
“If they made a reality show about my life, it would be called…” If they made a reality show about my life, it would be called something ridiculous because I’m ridiculous. I thought about using […]
Penis Obsessed Shop-A-Holic Gets Stuck In Her Necklace
Again, I’m a part of two different blog hops. Fly on the Wall is where I talk about snippets of my life the last month as if you were a fly on my wall. And […]
My Thank You Speech that Embarrasses People
Your prompt is: Pretend you have to give a nationally televised thank you speech, and it has to be to one individual, and it must be embarrassing…. pick a person and something embarrassing to thank […]
Underneath the Beauty Lurks…
Welcome to another addition of Finish the Sentence Friday and #writestuff. Finish the Sentence Friday Prompt: One Halloween, I…. Write Stuff prompt: Choose a song and write a poem or short story inspired by it. […]
Wall Art of the Gypsy Child
Welcome to another addition of Finish the Sentence Friday, where a bunch of bloggers get together and finish the same sentence in many different ways. This week’s topic is, “I know my child would rather […]
If I were Bewitched, I’d Mess with My Old Neighbors and Take Over the World
This week, I’m part of two blog hops, so I’ll be spending all day today and tomorrow reading lots of posts while drinking my dragon fruit generic energy drink. This also means I am combining […]
I’ve had Enough of This Shit
Life is way too short for… Life is way too short for shit. Really it is. I know we all have to take a shit regularly, and I mean this metaphorically, but the people we […]