My Reality Show As Seen on the Internet
“If they made a reality show about my life, it would be called…” If they made a reality show about my life, it would be called something ridiculous because I’m ridiculous. I thought about using […]
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Confessions of a Holiday Shopaholic and Giving Tuesday Penance
I started Autumn worrying about how I was going to pay for Christmas, writing a list of things to do for money: donate plasma, sell marijuana, sleep with men for money, sell half my liver […]
Life in the 1920s
I’m having a guest blogger today writing from beyond her grave. This is life in the 1920s as my grandmother knew it in the words of my grandmother. By Eleanor Virginia Webster It was 1927, […]
Crumpets and Bollocks Holiday Giveaway
In high school, I worked for a department store seasonally for a couple years in the Christmas Shoppe decorating their trees and then in gift wrap, where every bow on every wrapped gift was handmade. […]
Penis Obsessed Shop-A-Holic Gets Stuck In Her Necklace
Again, I’m a part of two different blog hops. Fly on the Wall is where I talk about snippets of my life the last month as if you were a fly on my wall. And […]
Fatherly Advice from the World’s Greatest Dad
Welcome to another Finish the Sentence Friday and Use Your Words. That means I have two blog hops of other bloggers sharing a similar prompt to let you roam around with your favorite drink and […]
Prayer for our Veterans and Soldiers
With today being the Marine Corps’ birthday and with Veterans Day right around the corner, I want to take a moment to remember those who sacrificed so much for our freedoms. I know it’s easy […]
Learn More About Yourself with this Quiz
The Quiz Questions Take this simple quiz to learn more about yourself. Warning, this is deep yo. 1. What is your favorite color, and why? 2. What is your favorite animal? Why? What are some of […]
My Thank You Speech that Embarrasses People
Your prompt is: Pretend you have to give a nationally televised thank you speech, and it has to be to one individual, and it must be embarrassing…. pick a person and something embarrassing to thank […]
The War Against Germs: Fight the Flu
Flu Season is loud and obnoxious in my home right now. My kids have been steadily sick since the onslaught of school. We started with various versions of a respiratory system issue, but now, we […]