There seems to be two types of High School Diploma people who find a successful career in life. The computer geeks, and the overzealous conservative nut jobs, so I guess it can go either way.
What kind of Drop Out are you? Bill Gates? or a Glenn Beck? Take the quiz.
Disclaimer: This quiz has the credibility of a magazine on the news stand. No real thought went into it. Do I really look like Sigmund Freud to you? He never had an ass this hot.
1. What is the area of a circle?
A. The place where the circle is.
B. pi times radius squared.
2. A unicorn is walking down the street. Why?
A. Whoever wrote this question is a dumbass; there’s no such thing as unicorns.
B. It could be for a million reasons such as a kid is trick or treating.
3. Where do you find the most accurate news?
A. Fox.
B. The internet.
4. What is the internet?
A. A place full of stupid people who must be taught.
B. A place full of opportunities for anyone to take technology and make it better.
5. How do you love your lover?
A. Missionary position, but usually my right hand and a good fantasy. Wait, no, that’s all a huge sin. Sex is bad.
B. Rockin the kama sutra porno style, ever since I moved out of my mom’s basement.
Add up your answers. If you have more answer A’s than B’s, you are a Glenn Beck kind of drop-out. Go back to school and at least learn some grammar. If you answer more B’s than A’s, you are a Bill Gates kind of drop out. Instead of college, consider some small business youtube tutorials to take your genius to the next level.
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