Nice Things Finish the Sentence
Before I get started, just to point out, I had to change the name of my blog because some jackhole in Japan bought my domain name that I had no idea expired. Now Finish the […]
Lifestyle
Do you think your man loves you? Take this stupid quiz to find out.
I made a quiz. You should take it.Scroll over the question to see the entire question because I’m wordy. Quizzes by Quibblo.com If for whatever reason you made love to the devil in the pale […]
Tolerating Life
This week’s Sunday Confession’s prompt is LESSONS I was always good at school, well learning, I kind of sucked at school, but I was always good at learning, well math. I was always good at […]
Penis Envy is NOT for the Boobs.
I posted two blog posts today which is weird for me, but I’m not pimping the other one. I wrote about the lice situation in my house and wanted to provide something for Google with […]
Watching Time: Is that looking at time? Or is it time to watch?
This week’s Sunday Confession’s prompt is Time Before the invention of light, Time stood still in empty Space. Nobody realized they had feelings, Time and Space, because nobody was there to realize they have feelings. […]
Awkward Pumps and Love
I haven’t done the Sunday Confession thing in a while because I have been struggling to blog as real life kicks my donkey. I have high moments and low moments, and someday I might confess […]
Toys NOT to Get Kids as Gifts
Dear Santa:CC: family, friends, strangers, and asshole parents at the school who bring stuff to the party I’m on my knees begging, pleading, that you show mercy for mom this year. If you must know […]
25 Gift Ideas for Him
I never know what to get my husband for Christmas besides huge expensive things like an Xbox 1, yeah right, so here’s a list of less expensive, creative UNIQUE ideas for your mans, or craziest. […]
Watch me get pwned by my kid and Mom Fashion Alert!
If I had an iPhone, I would have updated my Facebook page with the play by play of this day instead of a lump all blog post. Ha. Re-reading I thought I said a hump […]
Suffer from Chronic Lateness? Take 2 Fukitols and call me LATER.
Before you think this blog is about this picture, it is, but in a FUCK THIS PICTURE sort of way. I don’t agree with this picture. I’ll see you later! When I say that, I […]