A True Love Letter
Dear Prince Charming True Love Soul Mate guy: I was waiting for you. I waited and waited and waited. Then my biological clock started ticking and I really was sick of being in a position […]
Lifestyle
Tax Refund: It’s Fiscalicious
Because my original purpose with this blog was to write informative articles in an interesting way, and while my crazy ones about rumors and shrinkological disorders are probably more popular, I’m going to get serious […]
Happy Pills for all the Assholes! Make it happen!
So yesterday, I had a horrific migraine most of the day. I suffered through it at the kids’ school Valentine’s Day Party (that’s suffrage people), but once the kids were laying down… I had plans […]
Rumor Has It…
I’m probably one of the very few people who really enjoy listening to rumors about myself. I really do, and the more negative it is, the funnier it is. I really find it amusing. Now […]
My super fabulous wedding
All you brides to be, grab your pen and pad and take some notes. This is the wedding of a lifetime. Celebrities? They ain’t got shit on this. I met my husband in August of […]
This year I resolve to make better resolutions…
Resolution. Say that enough times and it sounds like a cleaning product. Like “To remove the stain, just dip the shirt in a 40 proof resolution and let it sit for a year.” Isn’t that […]
The View Asked: What is the most difficult thing about maintaining a healthy lifestyle?
They asked something like that on their Facebook Page. See it somewhere in the mess of posts here… My comment was the following. I wrote it, and then I thought, “Damn, that could be a […]
Fashion Debauchery: Fall 2012 Colors and Predictions
Just because I’m a mom doesn’t mean I have to look like the frumpy housewife, right? I mean I probably have too many days where gay men in public felt compelled to let EVERYONE know […]
I WILL Live Forever
Do you ever find yourself in the middle of a cataclysmic event with the kids, where toilet paper was unraveled throughout the house with traces of juice, shredded cheddar and squished unknown goo gluing it […]