Clash of the Couples Coming Soon (haha I said COMING)
I’m going to be in a book, and I’m very proud of this. I’m very excited too. I mean look at the cover… Is that not genius? Some more about the book (I helped write […]
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You’re Such a Troll
Annie, my 4 year old girl, will argue with you like this. “Mommy open this.” You open it, and then she responds, “I wanted to open it. Now I don’t want it. I’m never playing […]
How to Really Win a Debate
When up against ignorant people, the best thing to do is walk away. Well most of us can’t do that, but at some point, you have to at least realize you are talking to a […]
Internet Debates: Cheap Tactics People Vomit
Get This Shirt at my Store Internet debates are like a form of crack that suck you into a world of dumbfuckery to where you neglect major life duties like a shower or sleep because […]
Top Ten Stupid Superstitions I believed in high school and maybe most of my adulthood and possibly still believe in them…
10. Padiddle The Padiddle game is a cutthroat ruthless game where you scream Padiddle every time you see one headlight on a car (the other burnt out) and punch the roof of the car before […]
Creative Ways to Wake Up Your Husband That Don’t Work
The husband laid down for a nap before work and asked me to wake him up at 9. I set the alarm, and at 9, I realized, “Wait, he never wakes up.” Like there are […]
Etiquette to Giving a Proper BJ: don’t blow it… by A Former Slut
I know this is totally TMI, but someone has to talk about it. This is a very important subject, so important that if I ever run into a genie, my world peace wish would be […]
Free Love: Don’t be frigid with your words
My friend today told us all on Facebook that she has made some friends during her time with the SCA, Society for Creative Anachronism, a place where they recreate the arts and skills of 17th […]
The Banana Split Molten Cake Diet Totes Replaces the Subway One: Plus some free exercising tips for those who do that sort of thing.
I designed some new crap for Finish the Sentence Friday. We now have rainbow hair and friendly unicorns. This week’s prompt: My favorite way to exercise is… OR It’s bathing suit season, and to prepare, […]
Your Pet Peeve is probably my pet peeve
This week’s Sunday Confession’s prompt is PET PEEVES I was driving down the road listening to, gasp, the radio, and it was talk radio because not one Top 40 station in town doesn’t have some […]