My friend graduated Nursing school, so we all got drunk.
Today is Use your Words writing prompt. Ok, I’m going to be honest with you. I knew this was coming. I knew this was due on Friday, today. I just didn’t know it was Friday, […]
Michelle’s Stories
My Pussy will be bigger than yours someday, though it already obviously is.
Let me tell you what’s wrong with people today. It’s the bitchy whiny shit. I’m offended that you said fuck. Well I’m offended you got offended you whiny little bitch. You can’t buy that gun […]
The Banana Split Molten Cake Diet Totes Replaces the Subway One: Plus some free exercising tips for those who do that sort of thing.
I designed some new crap for Finish the Sentence Friday. We now have rainbow hair and friendly unicorns. This week’s prompt: My favorite way to exercise is… OR It’s bathing suit season, and to prepare, […]
Nice Things Finish the Sentence
Before I get started, just to point out, I had to change the name of my blog because some jackhole in Japan bought my domain name that I had no idea expired. Now Finish the […]
Confessions of a Bad Driver: I probably do what you dream about doing when angry
This week’s Sunday Confession’s prompt is IN THE CAR This is a pretty big confession for me. Not my best look… My biggest in the car confession is enough to make Daffy Duck spit all […]
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, no it was a time to be born and a time to die. Eh. I suck at titles.
The best decision I ever made was also the worst decision I ever made. This is a two part decision. I decided to join the military. I don’t really know what I was thinking when […]
Tolerating Life
This week’s Sunday Confession’s prompt is LESSONS I was always good at school, well learning, I kind of sucked at school, but I was always good at learning, well math. I was always good at […]
My Excellent Adventure
IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME… If I could go back in time, I’m not sure when I’d go. I mean the question I’d have is how much time do I get? and I […]
Penis Envy is NOT for the Boobs.
I posted two blog posts today which is weird for me, but I’m not pimping the other one. I wrote about the lice situation in my house and wanted to provide something for Google with […]
Concert Experience of the Socially Awkward
I WENT TO A CONCERT… I’m not a big concert goer. I sort of have social anxiety issues around large groups of people, one that I never noticed in my youth due to the copious […]