The memoirs of my day vacation: The Mayhem
So after the chaos came the mayhem. This is the time where the chaos morphs into shenanigans. Did you miss Part 1 of this post? Check it out here. We get on the road for […]
Michelle’s Stories
The Memoirs of my Day Vacation: The Chaos
The kids were restless and the nights were drunken stupors at home, in the kitchen, with the fish, Fishy. No he was not hurt during any of it. But it was a good clear indicator […]
Expendables Update: Rhyme Scheme is Silly, Serious, Silly.
So I guess Sylvester Stallone tweeted the following: WILLIS OUT… HARRISON FORD IN !!!! GREAT NEWS !!!!! Been waiting years for this!!!!and thenGREEDY AND LAZY …… A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILUREOf course, the second […]
Some stupid Air Force story because why not?
So a grunt on the Grunt Facebook page I like shared a story about BMT. I can’t tell these guys my stories because I was Air Force, and Army guys always thinks they are bigger […]
Bet you didn’t know I was a rebel at the pool today…
Today, I got yelled at by a lifeguard because she thought I was going to slide down the slide with the 3 year old, and I wasn’t. I was just trying to get her to […]
Roundhouse Bitch
Why Sylvester Stallone should choose me to play the role of his girlfriend in the next Expendables if they do another one, which they should:1. My father raised me to watch movies like Rocky, Rambo, […]
Blog of Myself
If you didn’t get it, the title… Walt Whitman wrote a super huge long epic poem-book called Song of Myself. I thought it was punny. 52 The spotted hawk swoops by and accuses me, he […]
My super fabulous wedding
All you brides to be, grab your pen and pad and take some notes. This is the wedding of a lifetime. Celebrities? They ain’t got shit on this. I met my husband in August of […]
My Zombie Apocalypse Experience
I had this awful, vivid dream last night. I was debating on even posting about it at all to begin with. I ended up posting it on Insane in the Mom-Brain’s Facebook page because she’s […]
Road Rage Stupid People
I posted this as a status on my friend’s Facebook page (where I admin) called, “Oh No! Did I Offend You?” Anyway, I realized it was long enough to be a blog post, so I […]