Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide
The Zombie Apocalypse hasn’t happened yet, despite the Miami guy. You remember him? The guy they found eating a human alive? Then they had a hard time killing him? And then we blamed bath salts. […]
Holidays
Super Easy Pinterest-Worthy Pumpkin Carving How To
I sought out to carve some awesome pumpkins this year. I think I succeeded, but that’s a really subjective opinion. I wanted to beat my last attempt at actual pumpkin carving back in 2007 when I […]
Happy Easter and Love from the Beatles Soundtrack
I don’t think I can beat last Easter’s Post with a balance of religion and humor. So if you are debating on reading one of the two, so far I vote you read last year’s […]
My Christmas Story: The Love Shines Through
If you want to make this blog reading more heartfelt and gushy, listen to this song my mother wrote and performed, back when Prodigy was the internet… I never believed in Santa. When I was […]
The Elf On and Off the Shelf… Funny Pictures
All of these are on my Pinterest. Click the pinterest icon to the right to get your there.
Toys NOT to Get Kids as Gifts
Dear Santa:CC: family, friends, strangers, and asshole parents at the school who bring stuff to the party I’m on my knees begging, pleading, that you show mercy for mom this year. If you must know […]
25 Gift Ideas for Him
I never know what to get my husband for Christmas besides huge expensive things like an Xbox 1, yeah right, so here’s a list of less expensive, creative UNIQUE ideas for your mans, or craziest. […]
Did you run out of things to be Thankful for?
I’ve noticed a trend on my Facebook. All my friends who started out the month thanking something every day has stopped (they started weening out around Day 15). I’m not going to assume they got […]
10 Stupidly Brilliant Costume Ideas for Moms
Once upon a time, back before the days of Cinderella when I was a princess, I used to dress up for Halloween and go to parties. I didn’t really get into costume every year, and […]
Happy Easter or Hump Day Preachy Keen Soapbox
Let’s talk about sex baby, let’s talk about the Easter bunny, let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be, let’s talk about Spring…. Yeah I’m dancing as I type. […]