This year I resolve to make better resolutions…
Resolution. Say that enough times and it sounds like a cleaning product. Like “To remove the stain, just dip the shirt in a 40 proof resolution and let it sit for a year.” Isn’t that […]
Holidays
The dirty Grinch Bastard
So I guess someone did steal some of my Christmas gifts, twice. Mixed emotions here. Of course, at first I didn’t think anyone stole anything. I assumed I’m a ding bat who misplaced shit. I’m […]
Christmas Cash Bash
It’s right in the thick (PC for stink) of the holiday season. A lot of people are crabby and broke. I really am broke thanks to Black Friday sales and my impulsive debit swiping behavior, […]
Yes, Yes my child, Santa is real.
Growing up, I never believed in Santa. I was raised in a very religious home and from as far back as I can remember, I knew Christmas was Jesus’s Birthday and Santa was make-believe. I […]