A Prerequisite to a High School Reunion
I thought that by this time in life, I’d know what I was doing and maybe where I was going. I thought I’d like, I don’t know, be there already. Somewhere. What am I going […]
Blog Hops
How to Be Beautiful: A Reflection of Beauty
OMG, when I look in the mirror, I’m a fat cow! Ask anyone in high school, I was a, “fat cow.” The whispers of the insecure dressed in holier-than-thou costumes echoed through the hallways of pencils and ammonia, […]
I learned…
In 2015, I learned… I learned I am getting better. During the Mayan Apocalypse (if you remember that), I hit a new level of crazy between motherhood and sleep deprivation, and a lot of crazy […]
What if I don’t care about what you care about? Like Celebrity Deaths?
In the future, I would like people to be just as sensitive about other people’s feelings as they expect them to be about their’s. In the death of Alan Rickman and David Bowie, many people […]
Shit Straightening Togetherness
My 2016 Word of the Year is, “Get-my-shit-together.” Ok. That’s like 4 words but if you put the dashes in between them, it makes it a “compound” word. Now that I think about it, does […]
Dear Me: You’re Wrong about Me
Dear Me, Every time I look at you, I see failure growing abundantly on your waistline, shriveling up on your face, and crapping all over your home. I know you are intelligent and talented, but I […]
Look at the Love. Just Focking Look at It!
I know a lot of you don’t like these posts (they rarely get shares or reads), but I feel compelled to write them for the one person who does like them and needs them as […]
Military vs. Real World Metaphorical Pushups
The hardship I am most thankful for is insanity. Basic military training is designed to tear you down to nothing and then rebuild you into a soldier: strong, bullet-proof, unstoppable. Every time you make a mistake, […]
Gun Control Facts You Need to Know
Now, people, you have two bandwagons to choose from. If you are conservative, you should probably love gun rights, like so much you should think about guns when you masturbate. You have to believe, no […]
Turning the Other Cheek
If I were a fairy tale creature, I’d be an abstract, like how shit happens in a dream, just a surreal blur of inconspicuous emotions manifested through random images and icons. I’d be all the […]