I lost my marbles so I borrowed some from my bartender
My title makes sense I swear to Chocolate it will make sense. My mother decided to take me out for drinks on Black Friday with our favorite bartender who now works at a place where […]
Month: November 2013
Did you run out of things to be Thankful for?
I’ve noticed a trend on my Facebook. All my friends who started out the month thanking something every day has stopped (they started weening out around Day 15). I’m not going to assume they got […]
I’m trying to Quit Smoking
If you told me I would die tomorrow if I have another cigarette, I could stare directly at my children and light a cigarette. I still fear death. I don’t want to die. But you […]
Crazy, Unwell, Whatever.
I’m at a gas station and a guy walks up to pay right behind me right as I say, “I’m going to try some birth control and see what happens.” What was the conversation? Mind […]
Goodbye LoverFaces
Edited… I’m not quitting the blog. I know that I need to spend more time on the family and less on the computer, but I was listening to advice from the wrong person when it […]
Where are you God? My soul. My Mind. Lost.
I think that everyone has free will to believe whatever the fuck they want to believe, and pushing your standards and beliefs on others is distasteful and annoying. With that said, I’m not trying to […]
Sloppy Wills
Move over Sloppy Joe. Sloppy Wills are coming in with a little more deliciousness yet the same ease. I chose to name them Sloppy Wills because they are Philly Cheesesteaks with a twist, and Will […]