Things about yourself to think about
I Hate Cliques
This week’s Finish the Sentence Friday is a juicy one. Be sure to check out the linkage at the bottom, and please, in the name of everything sacred like chocolate, and, yes, I’m going there, […]
Miss Cleoness
So, I’m Selling Avon Now
I am a new Avon Representative, and I joined Avon because I needed a support system. I needed to get out of the house. From the moment I turned 16, I always had a job. […]
Stop with the Fat Shaming
Sitting in the kitchen nook of my mother’s house waiting for Easter dinner, I proclaimed that the strawberry pie looked so good, I might steal it like the Purple Pie Man and disappear to Porcupine […]
Who is Getting Free Money from the Government during Tax Season?
Many people seem to be under the misconception that lazy people will receive a huge tax refund, or that people who receive a huge tax refund are probably lazy. I’ve even seen people say, “People […]
TMI Details About My Sex Life and Orgasm History
Ready for some TMI about orgasms? Trying to understand the female orgasm is like trying to understand the theory of time travel, the chemical composition of your prescription drugs, the IRS pub 17, the code when […]
Valentines Day is not a VD
Today is the day Cupid is supposed to shoot an arrow out of his ass and knock you into a euphoric wonderland of love. Today, little girls everywhere are going through their character cards from their […]
Mr. Dream Prince Charming Guy
When I was young and single, I dreamt up my Prince Charming. 1. Tall, dark and handsome 2. Accept me for me 3. Like my poetry 4. Believe in God 5. Tiger in Bed 6. […]
Good Grief Holidays
Today is a special day. It is Deziray’s birthday. Deziray was my best friend’s daughter, who at 6 months of age, was diagnosed with a brain tumor. She received surgery and actually beat the tumor […]
All you Need is Love
When I’m really old, I hope to look back at my life and know that I… Welcome to another installment of Finish the Sentence Friday. This is a group of bloggers who agree on a […]
Confessions of a Holiday Shopaholic and Giving Tuesday Penance
I started Autumn worrying about how I was going to pay for Christmas, writing a list of things to do for money: donate plasma, sell marijuana, sleep with men for money, sell half my liver […]