Mr. Dream Prince Charming Guy
When I was young and single, I dreamt up my Prince Charming. 1. Tall, dark and handsome 2. Accept me for me 3. Like my poetry 4. Believe in God 5. Tiger in Bed 6. […]
Marriage
Clash of the Couples Coming Soon (haha I said COMING)
I’m going to be in a book, and I’m very proud of this. I’m very excited too. I mean look at the cover… Is that not genius? Some more about the book (I helped write […]
Creative Ways to Wake Up Your Husband That Don’t Work
The husband laid down for a nap before work and asked me to wake him up at 9. I set the alarm, and at 9, I realized, “Wait, he never wakes up.” Like there are […]
Do you think your man loves you? Take this stupid quiz to find out.
I made a quiz. You should take it.Scroll over the question to see the entire question because I’m wordy. Quizzes by Quibblo.com If for whatever reason you made love to the devil in the pale […]
PMS and Men…
So I’ve been discussing PMS on my page because mine this month is brutal. My normally barely C Cups have swollen into DD Cups, hard cups like someone inserted rocks to make them bigger. My […]
My Sexy Pillow Talk
To give you a glimpse of the romantic sweet nothings the husband and I have before bed, here’s last night’s conversation. Now mind you, they are not always this romantic. Sometimes, okay a lot of […]
The Koolaid that brought no one to our yard.
I’m watching one of my nephews for a few days just because his brother pissed him off. For purposes of this story, we shall call him the boy. He just turned 13. Me: (as I […]
Post Mother’s Day Anti-Depression
http://www.inkcinct.com.au/ I’ve read a lot of charming blogs about Mothers Day. I saw a lot of Facebook posts of moms getting breakfast in bed, bubbles baths to read their favorite book, beautiful pics of visiting […]
Love and Marriage… and dirty dirty sex
For those who don’t realize it, a lot of people on Facebook are changing their profile pics to a symbol similar to this. The original can be found at the Human Rights Facebook page here. […]
A True Love Letter
Dear Prince Charming True Love Soul Mate guy: I was waiting for you. I waited and waited and waited. Then my biological clock started ticking and I really was sick of being in a position […]