Dear Lance Corporal Wannabe Kanye West
Warning: I flip flop between writing an article to the masses and writing a letter to Kanye directly. Why? Because I am a mom. So I multitask, and I’m a woman. I naturally have 3 […]
Military
Expendables Update: Rhyme Scheme is Silly, Serious, Silly.
So I guess Sylvester Stallone tweeted the following: WILLIS OUT… HARRISON FORD IN !!!! GREAT NEWS !!!!! Been waiting years for this!!!!and thenGREEDY AND LAZY …… A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILUREOf course, the second […]
Some stupid Air Force story because why not?
So a grunt on the Grunt Facebook page I like shared a story about BMT. I can’t tell these guys my stories because I was Air Force, and Army guys always thinks they are bigger […]
Roundhouse Bitch
Why Sylvester Stallone should choose me to play the role of his girlfriend in the next Expendables if they do another one, which they should:1. My father raised me to watch movies like Rocky, Rambo, […]
My super fabulous wedding
All you brides to be, grab your pen and pad and take some notes. This is the wedding of a lifetime. Celebrities? They ain’t got shit on this. I met my husband in August of […]
My Zombie Apocalypse Experience
I had this awful, vivid dream last night. I was debating on even posting about it at all to begin with. I ended up posting it on Insane in the Mom-Brain’s Facebook page because she’s […]
Fashion Debauchery: Fall 2012 Colors and Predictions
Just because I’m a mom doesn’t mean I have to look like the frumpy housewife, right? I mean I probably have too many days where gay men in public felt compelled to let EVERYONE know […]
Can a Mommy get her Bath Time too? I guess not :(
My girl Jenny over at Holdin’ Holden wrote a blog post today, or recently since it’s like after midnight so that messes up the today thing, but she wrote about trying to take a shower. […]