I lost my marbles so I borrowed some from my bartender
My title makes sense I swear to Chocolate it will make sense. My mother decided to take me out for drinks on Black Friday with our favorite bartender who now works at a place where […]
Mental Health
The not so funny part of farming children
I know I joke about the crazy of parenting, a lot. A. Lot. I refer to it as Mom Syndrome, one where the symptoms include having a dirty sippy cup or bottle under your bed […]
Vaccines and Autism: Why I vaccinate
I suppose I should tackle this subject at some point because autism seems to bring the most readers to my blog. I guess I should start off by saying all of my kids are vaccinated. […]
Double Dare: From Idle to Idol
Remember those relay races in grade school? Tell me you guys did this. My kids don’t seem to do this at all at their school, the thing where you separate all the kids into two […]
Suffer from Chronic Lateness? Take 2 Fukitols and call me LATER.
Before you think this blog is about this picture, it is, but in a FUCK THIS PICTURE sort of way. I don’t agree with this picture. I’ll see you later! When I say that, I […]
Message to Men: The Musical
Because BatMiley always has Robin, people think you are an a-hole if you talk about Miley without talking about Robin, so since I already talked about Miley, this is my way to complete the BatMiley […]
Message to young women, the musical
I noticed a new trend with the younger female generation, especially the Disney stars. Whore is in. The fuck is wrong with you. Do you know how much shit we women put up with trying […]
The Memoirs of my Day Vacation: The Chaos
The kids were restless and the nights were drunken stupors at home, in the kitchen, with the fish, Fishy. No he was not hurt during any of it. But it was a good clear indicator […]
The Village Idiots
It takes a village to raise a child, so they say. I still have yet to see this “Village.” If any of you know where the fuck it is, let me know. I bet it’s […]
Zimmerman. Racism. Sociopathy.
Fuck Zimmerman. He might of gotten off this time, but he won’t next time. At least he had his day in court. That was something nobody thought was going to happen back when this all […]