Nonsense and whimsical like anything you’ll find coming from the mouth of the mad hatter, but it’s still profound if you think about it.
I never know what to get my husband for Christmas besides huge expensive things like an Xbox 1, yeah right, so here’s a list of less expensive, creative UNIQUE ideas for your mans, or craziest. […]
I’ve noticed a trend on my Facebook. All my friends who started out the month thanking something every day has stopped (they started weening out around Day 15). I’m not going to assume they got […]
Ever have one of those stubborn sleeping husband stains on the sofa? I found the best method for removing the stain. At least it worked ok today… 1. Start off with a good slap upside […]
So I guess Sylvester Stallone tweeted the following: WILLIS OUT… HARRISON FORD IN !!!! GREAT NEWS !!!!! Been waiting years for this!!!!and thenGREEDY AND LAZY …… A SURE FORMULA FOR CAREER FAILUREOf course, the second […]
I’ve seen many versions of the Autism Card on the internets. Some parents actually hand these out to people. For those who don’t realize, a common theme in the lives of parents of children on […]
You know how kids say the darndest things? They aren’t the only ones. Alzheimer Patients can come up with some better shit just because they are allowed to say words like shit. Now I’m not […]
The Klonopin Chronicles makes this status on her Facebook today… Today’s Fun: Use gangsta slang whenever possible because nothing’s funnier than to hear a middle-aged white lady in a suit say “fat stacks.” Some of […]
So I had this dream I’m going to be in the next Expendables movie, and I’m driving in a car with Sylvester Stallone behind me in the back seat and Bruce Willis next to me […]
1. Zip ties are awesome. It’s like the new duct tape. 2. If you are looking under your hood and see your car battery in a place that makes you think, “These engineers are so […]
Why Sylvester Stallone should choose me to play the role of his girlfriend in the next Expendables if they do another one, which they should:1. My father raised me to watch movies like Rocky, Rambo, […]
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