You thought your Christmas was fucked up?
So I got caught checking out a woman’s ass by her husband at church. I also have a crush on a gay guy. And some other stuff. […]
Christmas
Look at the Love. Just Focking Look at It!
I know a lot of you don’t like these posts (they rarely get shares or reads), but I feel compelled to write them for the one person who does like them and needs them as […]
Summer Wrap Up
I know it’s Saturday, but I forgot to do my Finish the Sentence Friday… What I’ll miss about summer…. No. I don’t miss it. I had fun. I loved many aspects of it. But NO. […]
How to Get an Awesome Job (the secret is revealed in truth)
Welcome to another installment of Finish the Sentence Friday. At the end is a link to a place with normal people who write beautiful shit answering the same prompt. My first job was at a department […]
Good Grief Holidays
Today is a special day. It is Deziray’s birthday. Deziray was my best friend’s daughter, who at 6 months of age, was diagnosed with a brain tumor. She received surgery and actually beat the tumor […]
Merry Christmas VS Happy Holidays
Warning: This post might insult your intelligence and piss you off. I’d like it to be known here and now that I am not trying to be an arrogant know-it-all on a high horse. If you […]
Confessions of a Holiday Shopaholic and Giving Tuesday Penance
I started Autumn worrying about how I was going to pay for Christmas, writing a list of things to do for money: donate plasma, sell marijuana, sleep with men for money, sell half my liver […]
Crumpets and Bollocks Holiday Giveaway
In high school, I worked for a department store seasonally for a couple years in the Christmas Shoppe decorating their trees and then in gift wrap, where every bow on every wrapped gift was handmade. […]
My Christmas Story: The Love Shines Through
If you want to make this blog reading more heartfelt and gushy, listen to this song my mother wrote and performed, back when Prodigy was the internet… I never believed in Santa. When I was […]
The Elf On and Off the Shelf… Funny Pictures
All of these are on my Pinterest. Click the pinterest icon to the right to get your there.