Michelle’s favorite posts
Bet you didn’t know I was a rebel at the pool today…
Today, I got yelled at by a lifeguard because she thought I was going to slide down the slide with the 3 year old, and I wasn’t. I was just trying to get her to […]
Cherished Humdingers
Happy Easter or Hump Day Preachy Keen Soapbox
Let’s talk about sex baby, let’s talk about the Easter bunny, let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be, let’s talk about Spring…. Yeah I’m dancing as I type. […]
Shrinkological Disorder Shenanigans
This is a post about things I think we should add to the DSM (Diagnostic Statistics Manual), AKA, the Bible of Shrinkological Disorders. Note: These are not in there at all right now, and probably […]
Rumor Has It…
I’m probably one of the very few people who really enjoy listening to rumors about myself. I really do, and the more negative it is, the funnier it is. I really find it amusing. Now […]
My super fabulous wedding
All you brides to be, grab your pen and pad and take some notes. This is the wedding of a lifetime. Celebrities? They ain’t got shit on this. I met my husband in August of […]
A tribute to the Fuck Word and the Fucking Monkey Business that Makes it Bad
This isn’t just about the fuck word though, but I’m going to start off about the Fuck word. The fuck word is awesome and I’ll tell you why.1. It’s my favorite activity. It really is […]
June Cleaver Ain’t Shit
I’m sorry June, but see I don’t think you could keep up as a parent in this century. Let me tell you why us cyber moms are so 3008 and you are so 1950 […]