Dear Me: You’re Wrong about Me
Dear Me, Every time I look at you, I see failure growing abundantly on your waistline, shriveling up on your face, and crapping all over your home. I know you are intelligent and talented, but I […]
Year: 2015
Look at the Love. Just Focking Look at It!
I know a lot of you don’t like these posts (they rarely get shares or reads), but I feel compelled to write them for the one person who does like them and needs them as […]
Military vs. Real World Metaphorical Pushups
The hardship I am most thankful for is insanity. Basic military training is designed to tear you down to nothing and then rebuild you into a soldier: strong, bullet-proof, unstoppable. Every time you make a mistake, […]
Gun Control Facts You Need to Know
Now, people, you have two bandwagons to choose from. If you are conservative, you should probably love gun rights, like so much you should think about guns when you masturbate. You have to believe, no […]
Turning the Other Cheek
If I were a fairy tale creature, I’d be an abstract, like how shit happens in a dream, just a surreal blur of inconspicuous emotions manifested through random images and icons. I’d be all the […]
I Just Realized I’m White! By a Former Culture Vulture
“I can’t believe it took me so long to realize that…” I can’t believe it took me so long to realize that I’m white. For years, I’d tell men, I’m all chocolate baby. This white […]
7 Powers We Have that can be our Superpower
This week I’m co-hosting Finish the Sentence Friday where a few writers get together and finish the same prompt. Link up or check out the links at the bottom of this post. Part I is […]
The Day I was a Stripper: modern fairy tales story
Once upon a time, there was a princess a snarky, ball-busting bitch named Michelle (that would be me, this is an autobiographical account that can be considered one of the many modern fairy tales). The Executive […]
Mission 22: Giving our Soldiers Support Post-War
Death is a time of transition, but for some of us, it is a form of escape. While many of us dream of a peaceful paradise with all our loved ones awaiting happily for us, […]
Summer Wrap Up
I know it’s Saturday, but I forgot to do my Finish the Sentence Friday… What I’ll miss about summer…. No. I don’t miss it. I had fun. I loved many aspects of it. But NO. […]