Don’t Drop the Soap
My subject is “If you were to go to prison it would be for what crime?”. It was submitted by Outmanned Mommy. Part of the Secret Subject Swap from Baking in a Tornado. I’m really super late […]
Year: 2014
The A-word
From Finish the Sentence Friday blog prompt… What I really want to scream out loud is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Which can mean anything such as 1. Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and maybe take a motherfucking […]
My confession to you
I was found guilty… Finish the Sentence Friday Writing Prompt I was found guilty the day I was born. I was already guilty of crimes I had yet to commit. It’s because I’m human. There […]
In my closet is the second best dream ever
I seem to have two bloggerspherical writing prompts to do at the same time. The finish the sentence Friday was due yesterday, but due to family, a little insanity, a dash of depression, and the […]
Don’t Crap on my Lawn and Pretend you Fertilized It! Mom Bullying Needs to Stop
I am the type of person to stand up for principle before loyalty. Just had to say that first. Awesome blog post about not judging Today, I ran into yet another case of moms bashing […]
Blind Date that Sucked, literally and figuratively…
In the Powder Room blogged about a horrid blind date, and author Kerry Rossow did it beautifully. I especially liked where she said, “Topless men sporting mullets shouldn’t throw stones.” She asked our stories in […]
2014 Grammy Feelings and The Bad Ass of the Year
So I didn’t actually watch the Grammy’s. See what happened was we had cable. Then one day I realized, “Hey, we pay about $100 a month so the kids can watch 3 Nick Jr. shows […]
How to Get Fired: Reconciliation, Sociopaths, and Sex
More than Cheese and Beer’s Sunday’s Confession prompt is, “Reconcile.” Well, the first thing that comes to MY mind because we are talking MY mind is a badass story. I’m not confessing at this point. […]
Securing the Insecurity with Insecure Confidence (say that real fast five times)
I’m not saying I’m a completely daft twit who doesn’t know her head from her arse, well I don’t usually know my head from my arse, like I was just thinking I should wait until […]
West Virginia Licorice Water: The gossip, the news, my opinion
I’m about to get serious with some grits again, and for those who don’t know my blog, I am brutally honest with a potty mouth. That’s not a threat. That’s a warning. I’m not sure […]