How I Skipped Potty Training My Kids
We humans are an advanced species with enough intelligence to invent the cell phone, polished to drink our tea without slurping. We are capable of traveling to the moon. We play chess, at very young […]
Month: April 2014
Confessions of a Bad Driver: I probably do what you dream about doing when angry
This week’s Sunday Confession’s prompt is IN THE CAR This is a pretty big confession for me. Not my best look… My biggest in the car confession is enough to make Daffy Duck spit all […]
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, no it was a time to be born and a time to die. Eh. I suck at titles.
The best decision I ever made was also the worst decision I ever made. This is a two part decision. I decided to join the military. I don’t really know what I was thinking when […]
Happy Easter and Love from the Beatles Soundtrack
I don’t think I can beat last Easter’s Post with a balance of religion and humor. So if you are debating on reading one of the two, so far I vote you read last year’s […]
Tolerating Life
This week’s Sunday Confession’s prompt is LESSONS I was always good at school, well learning, I kind of sucked at school, but I was always good at learning, well math. I was always good at […]
My Excellent Adventure
IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME… If I could go back in time, I’m not sure when I’d go. I mean the question I’d have is how much time do I get? and I […]
Things I would Ask Jesus
I posted this on my Facebook with a long description I realized could be a blog post, so I’m posting it here for two reasons. 1. It’s worthy of bookmarking to come back to in […]
Penis Envy is NOT for the Boobs.
I posted two blog posts today which is weird for me, but I’m not pimping the other one. I wrote about the lice situation in my house and wanted to provide something for Google with […]
How I Got Rid of Lice in less than a Week
Warning: This post may cause side effects such as itchy head, itchy body, and possibly tears. I got the dreaded phone call from the school nurse. “Your daughter has lice.” My heart dropped. Why couldn’t […]
Watching Time: Is that looking at time? Or is it time to watch?
This week’s Sunday Confession’s prompt is Time Before the invention of light, Time stood still in empty Space. Nobody realized they had feelings, Time and Space, because nobody was there to realize they have feelings. […]