The Village Idiots
It takes a village to raise a child, so they say. I still have yet to see this “Village.” If any of you know where the fuck it is, let me know. I bet it’s […]
Month: July 2013
Pardon my childish it’s not fair I didn’t get my way tears; I really am happy for those who got to go. Sniff Sniff.
I’ve been toasting every shot of vodka since Thursday to random Mom Bloggers, in my kitchen, with the fish (who doesn’t drink). I really wanted to be in Chicago right now. In fact, I feel […]
Get your beer or soda cold faster… I don’t know why I keep blogging about stupid shit
I don’t know why I keep choosing really random, meaningless topics to blog about lately. I think it’s because the Zimmerman case and all the opinions (especially the whiny ones on why is Trayvon famous […]
Secret Sweet Stash: Top emergency things I hide from the kids to treat my PMS and womanness
This is more useful than funny, but since The Bloggess posted a similar blog today, I think I will post this. It’s been sitting in drafts for a long minute. READ THE BLOGGESS’S POST TOO […]
How I make my Top Ramen (roll the Rrrr, and pronounce it Raw Men)
Just in case they delete it… I subscribe to Circle of Moms online. I get emails. They tell me when they do these recipe contests, and for whatever reason, I can’t resist putting something. So […]
Zimmerman. Racism. Sociopathy.
Fuck Zimmerman. He might of gotten off this time, but he won’t next time. At least he had his day in court. That was something nobody thought was going to happen back when this all […]
I dream that someday, moms will have a place of our own that we don’t have to clean. It would be a store called Mombies. Until then…
Dribbles and Grits Announcement So I have a store at zazzle, cafepress, and now spreadshirt. Spreadshirt will be my main store. You will get better quality shit with that. I have more design room, and […]
Some stupid Air Force story because why not?
So a grunt on the Grunt Facebook page I like shared a story about BMT. I can’t tell these guys my stories because I was Air Force, and Army guys always thinks they are bigger […]
PMS and Men…
So I’ve been discussing PMS on my page because mine this month is brutal. My normally barely C Cups have swollen into DD Cups, hard cups like someone inserted rocks to make them bigger. My […]