A True Love Letter
Dear Prince Charming True Love Soul Mate guy: I was waiting for you. I waited and waited and waited. Then my biological clock started ticking and I really was sick of being in a position […]
Month: February 2013
Tax Refund: It’s Fiscalicious
Because my original purpose with this blog was to write informative articles in an interesting way, and while my crazy ones about rumors and shrinkological disorders are probably more popular, I’m going to get serious […]
Roundhouse Bitch
Why Sylvester Stallone should choose me to play the role of his girlfriend in the next Expendables if they do another one, which they should:1. My father raised me to watch movies like Rocky, Rambo, […]
Happy Pills for all the Assholes! Make it happen!
So yesterday, I had a horrific migraine most of the day. I suffered through it at the kids’ school Valentine’s Day Party (that’s suffrage people), but once the kids were laying down… I had plans […]
Shrinkological Disorder Shenanigans
This is a post about things I think we should add to the DSM (Diagnostic Statistics Manual), AKA, the Bible of Shrinkological Disorders. Note: These are not in there at all right now, and probably […]
Blog of Myself
If you didn’t get it, the title… Walt Whitman wrote a super huge long epic poem-book called Song of Myself. I thought it was punny. 52 The spotted hawk swoops by and accuses me, he […]
No, Not Autism, Anything But That!
Yesterday, my friend’s child has been officially diagnosed Aspergers. So I thought I’d blog about what I’d tell a random stranger about it right after the diagnosis, and some things I’d like to tell my […]