This year I resolve to make better resolutions…
Resolution. Say that enough times and it sounds like a cleaning product. Like “To remove the stain, just dip the shirt in a 40 proof resolution and let it sit for a year.” Isn’t that […]
Year: 2012
My Zombie Apocalypse Experience
I had this awful, vivid dream last night. I was debating on even posting about it at all to begin with. I ended up posting it on Insane in the Mom-Brain’s Facebook page because she’s […]
A tribute to the Fuck Word and the Fucking Monkey Business that Makes it Bad
This isn’t just about the fuck word though, but I’m going to start off about the Fuck word. The fuck word is awesome and I’ll tell you why.1. It’s my favorite activity. It really is […]
My super crazy violent sex dream about Obama
This was my post today on my friend’s Facebook page. I don’t want it to get lost in a newsfeed, like I want to be able to find it again and read it again another […]
The dirty Grinch Bastard
So I guess someone did steal some of my Christmas gifts, twice. Mixed emotions here. Of course, at first I didn’t think anyone stole anything. I assumed I’m a ding bat who misplaced shit. I’m […]
Facebook Sunday Morning Math Problem
So a friend posted this today, and I think I argued with teacher(s) on it, so now it’s a blog. Read it and when you see it on Facebook, you can be all smarty pants, […]
Sugar Cookie Dough Recipe As Promised
I decided anyone who can stand reading me and my blog deserves a cookie for outstanding achievement. Since I can’t send you all actual cookies over the interwebs, this will have to suffice. I had […]
Christmas Cash Bash
It’s right in the thick (PC for stink) of the holiday season. A lot of people are crabby and broke. I really am broke thanks to Black Friday sales and my impulsive debit swiping behavior, […]
Road Rage Stupid People
I posted this as a status on my friend’s Facebook page (where I admin) called, “Oh No! Did I Offend You?” Anyway, I realized it was long enough to be a blog post, so I […]
May God Be with you Lance Corporal Fishy
I have lost a fish. Lance Corporal Fishy is MIA. Yes you read that right. I lost a pet fish. This story begins with a fish named Fishy. My daughter wanted a fish, so we […]