J J J Just Dance….
Does your child lack rhythm? Does he embarrass you on the great dance-off? What about you? Do you kind of maybe think it’s possible your booty isn’t shaking right? I feel the need to discuss […]
Month: September 2012
Fashion Debauchery: Fall 2012 Colors and Predictions
Just because I’m a mom doesn’t mean I have to look like the frumpy housewife, right? I mean I probably have too many days where gay men in public felt compelled to let EVERYONE know […]
Can a Mommy get her Bath Time too? I guess not :(
My girl Jenny over at Holdin’ Holden wrote a blog post today, or recently since it’s like after midnight so that messes up the today thing, but she wrote about trying to take a shower. […]
Secrets to my Sexy
I think the sexiest thing about me is me. I know me. I love me. I am very comfortable with who I am and how I look. I wish this for all women. So here’s […]
I’m too sexy for my sexy… A story about boobs
These are my boobs, and John Cena is so trying to grab them,and they are nestled in a Victoria Secret Push Up Bra. “True Story, just today… Me: I don’t think your wife likes me […]
My Top 2 Favorite Female Vocalists
Empowering music empowers. These women have kissed my soul in ways that would make my husband jealous. Add them to your playlist if you are woman enough to handle them… Erykah Badu Cleva is a […]
June Cleaver Ain’t Shit
I’m sorry June, but see I don’t think you could keep up as a parent in this century. Let me tell you why us cyber moms are so 3008 and you are so 1950 […]
Lazy Chicken Casserole
I’m always on the search for a good lazy dinner, those dinners that require the least amount of effort and time but worth eating. I do a lot with chicken, and I love casseroles. You […]
I WILL Live Forever
Do you ever find yourself in the middle of a cataclysmic event with the kids, where toilet paper was unraveled throughout the house with traces of juice, shredded cheddar and squished unknown goo gluing it […]