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When it comes to Saint Patrick’s Day… I think of the time… Ok, so this bitch named Julie is the girl my best friend’s husband cheated on my friend with once upon a
fucked up world time George Bush was president. She’s right up the river from me, and got us famous in yahoo and the internets the year she got busted by police carrying green crack. She dyed her crack green for St. Paddy’s day. So now my inside joke is when I read something whacked, crazy, outrageous, instead of wow, I say, “You’ve been smoking the green crack haven’t you?” And due to Julie’s internet fame, I’d like to let it be known I know the bitch that beat that bitch up.
BTW, my friend’s husband is a great guy now. He just had a rocky path and he’s damn lucky my BFF truly loves him to keep forgiving like she has. Sorry guys I aired it, but it’s like knowing someone who knows someone famous. Honestly, it’s the only thing that comes to mind now when people say, “St. Patrick’s Day.”
I have a Saint Patrick’s Pinterest Board
GET FREE SHIT
On St. Paddy’s Day, I’m going through my list of subscribers. Everyone on that list will get an email of a free Irish Dingbat Font I made called Leprechaun Vomit. Images of rainbows, shooting stars, lucky number 7, leprechauns, and other lucky charms. $39 Retail Value.
Just slap your email below. I don’t think you’ll get emailed for every post. Just when I send email, and it’s usually not frequent, and it will probably include random shenanigans. If you want emailed for every post, scroll down, to the right, there’s one that says Subscribe to Blog Feed Via Email.
NEW UPCOMING BOOK!
Brace yourselves for another Blue Lobster Crystal Ponti Production, and I’m going to be in it. Sometime before mother’s day, she’ll be publishing this book of things we learned from our mothers…
HEAR SOME GHOSTS
I also have two new YouTube videos of ghosts from my haunted house. You may or may not hear them depending on your hearing, speakers, and what have you. But I have a good entity saying, “You cannot harm her; she is good.” And a female entity saying, “Satan wants your soul.”
You cannot harm her
Satan wants your soul… well it cuts out soul because video editing sucks, so it’s really Satan wants YOUR…
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