Crumpets and Bollocks ©2012-2014 by Michelle L. Grewe


If you would like to use any of my WORDS, that’s fine as long as you follow this agreement.

1. Give me credit: 

Use my name, Michelle L. Grewe, when applicable. Link back to my website either via Crumpets and Bollocks (going to or for a more PR friendly name, Bit Of Crumpet ( If quoting in print, provide a web address.

For example: Michelle Grewe ( stated, “Blah blah blah.”


2. Special Conditions:

  • If you use my content on porn sites or along side porn, make sure all the porn people are over the age of 18.
  • Do not use my content on anything that has malicious intent, such as a website that installs spyware, malware, or drops a virus.
  • No hate groups, like I don’t want to see my words on the KKK’s website, not that I go to their website (do they even have a website?)
  • Do not spam my content anywhere.

Definitely, you are allowed to share my content on social media.

The IMAGES I use are either of my own creation, in public domain, or a part of a Creative Commons License. They are free to use for PERSONAL REASONS. Please keep the watermarks or attribution link on the image whenever applicable. If you want to use one of my images for commercial purposes, contact me.

Please see the Contact Me form to let me know if you use my stuff anywhere. I’ll most likely pimp it out. If you need permission or are in doubt, just contact me and ask. I’m reasonable, within reason.


I probably don’t need to say this, but what the ell? 

NO WARRANTIES. Crumpets and Bollocks and/or any person or entity on its behalf expressly disclaims any warranty for anything you take from this site. My shit is provided “as motherfucking is” without warranty of any kind, either express or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties or merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or noninfringement. The entire risk arising out of use or performance of the blog remains with you.

NO LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES. In no event shall Crumpets and Bollocks and/or any person or entity on its behalf be liable for any damages whatsoever (including, but not limited to, damages for loss of business profits, business interruption, loss of business information, butthurt, or any other pecuniary loss) arising out of the use of or inability to use this blog, even if advised of the possibility of such damages.

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