Category: Julia Sugarbaking

Posts that pull a Julia. Going off on people. Classy like, but maybe with the word assface.

Codeine Infused Migraine Moment

My migraine. A mean man. Fun times.

Today is July 4th. My migraine, well she’s a bitch, and my kids, well they got hungry for some strange reason around dinner time.  So I did what any mother of 3 with a migraine would do, I made a…

Animals Side with Gorilla and Bully Parents

I don’t know what’s more sad. The endangered species losing a potential breeder to keep their species alive or that compassion and empathy, 2 things that keep humans above gorillas on the food chain, is becoming endangered in the human…

Shhh. We don’t talk about that. You know. Racism.

Shhh. We don't talk about that. How white dominated small towns enable the problem of racism today. Please don't be like these people.

I was raised in a Stepford community. You know that town where everyone was perfect; well no, they weren’t anywhere near perfect, and some of their stories would make the devil blush, but the town was full of families who…

Gun Control Facts You Need to Know

Now, people, you have two bandwagons to choose from. If you are conservative, you should probably love gun rights, like so much you should think about guns when you masturbate. You have to believe, no matter what anyone says, that…

The Real Truth about Planned Parenthood

The Truth About Planned Parenthood Dumbfuckery

For some, Planned Parenthood is their savior in times of need, and to others, they are the antichrist. In the last month, they are the most popular celebrity to gossip about, beating Gwen Stefani’s divorce. Why? Well, possibly a PR stunt…

Dear Intolerant Christian Homophobes and Your High Horse, Dear High Horse too

Love One Another Jesus

I hear a lot of you guys complaining about the new Supreme Court Rulings about equal rights in the realm of marriage. I honestly think your issue is fear. In my Dr. Freud Voice – you are af-draid of your own…

Merry Christmas VS Happy Holidays

Warning: This post might insult your intelligence and piss you off. I’d like it to be known here and now that I am not trying to be an arrogant know-it-all on a high horse. If you notice, a lot of my…

What I did today that pissed me off.

Gabby has lots of cavities, like 6 of them, and she’s 7 years old. And they hurt bad. This is normal in my house. I can’t deny my children the finer things in life like sugar because YOLO. We go…

My Pussy will be bigger than yours someday, though it already obviously is.

Let me tell you what’s wrong with people today. It’s the bitchy whiny shit. I’m offended that you said fuck. Well I’m offended you got offended you whiny little bitch. You can’t buy that gun because someone died from a…

Your Pet Peeve is probably my pet peeve

This week’s Sunday Confession’s prompt is PET PEEVES I was driving down the road listening to, gasp, the radio, and it was talk radio because not one Top 40 station in town doesn’t have some morning show. I can’t remember…