Category: Shenanigans and Dumbfuckery

Things that happened to Michelle. True stories.

Playing the Autism Card

I’ve seen many versions of the Autism Card on the internets. Some parents actually hand these out to people. For those who don’t realize, a common theme in the lives of parents of children on the autism spectrum is to…

Blog of Myself

If you didn’t get it, the title… Walt Whitman wrote a super huge long epic poem-book called Song of Myself. I thought it was punny. 52 The spotted hawk swoops by and accuses me, he complains of my gab and…

My super fabulous wedding

All you brides to be, grab your pen and pad and take some notes. This is the wedding of a lifetime. Celebrities? They ain’t got shit on this. I met my husband in August of 2004. We were both aggressively…

The dirty Grinch Bastard

So I guess someone did steal some of my Christmas gifts, twice. Mixed emotions here. Of course, at first I didn’t think anyone stole anything. I assumed I’m a ding bat who misplaced shit. I’m actually quite OCD about my…

Road Rage Stupid People

I posted this as a status on my friend’s Facebook page (where I admin) called, “Oh No! Did I Offend You?” Anyway, I realized it was long enough to be a blog post, so I decided to post it here…