Category: Shenanigans and Dumbfuckery

Things that happened to Michelle. True stories.

Helicopter Parenting Gone Wrong

Helicopter Parenting Gone Wrong! Watch Michelle's life unfold in this devastating tale of bad helicopter parenting. She just doesn't even overparent right.

Top story of the morning! Despite Michelle’s attempts at helicopter parenting, Annabelle has officially learned how to tie her shoes. The laziness that free range parenting offers is not only an enticing temptation to an old, tired soul like Michelle,…

Codeine Infused Migraine Moment

My migraine. A mean man. Fun times.

Today is July 4th. My migraine, well she’s a bitch, and my kids, well they got hungry for some strange reason around dinner time.  So I did what any mother of 3 with a migraine would do, I made a…

Williamstown Racism

Someone reported my post on Facebook and I got Facebook spanked for 24 hours. SO my blog shall be hosting this content… Who reported it? I don’t know for sure, but Shane King’s name was mentioned, he has been deleting all…

Horror. Terror. Booze. You’re In.

Horror. Terror. Booze. You're In. You'll see. A funny story about my life and a fear I had to face.

One of my biggest fears I ever had to face is a weird one that you probably have faced too. I have faced losing my father to cancer, the military, demons and ghosts, insanity, praise music from a Stepford Community…

Can my own brain be my kryptonite?

Could you imagine if kryptonite was one of Superman’s appendages? He’d be kind of screwed if he got cataplexic everywhere he went. So basically I’m kind of screwed because my kryptonite is my own brain. I take my brain with me everywhere…

How to Be Beautiful: A Reflection of Beauty

How to Be Beautiful A Reflection of Beauty by Michelle Grewe of Crumpets and Bollocks

OMG, when I look in the mirror, I’m a fat cow! Ask anyone in high school, I was a, “fat cow.” The whispers of the insecure dressed in holier-than-thou costumes echoed through the hallways of pencils and ammonia, “OMG, look at what that…

I learned…

What I learned in 2015. Forgiveness.

In 2015, I learned… I learned I am getting better. During the Mayan Apocalypse (if you remember that), I hit a new level of crazy between motherhood and sleep deprivation, and a lot of crazy things happened to me (haunted…

Shit Straightening Togetherness

My 2016 Word of the Year is, “Get-my-shit-together.” Ok. That’s like 4 words but if you put the dashes in between them, it makes it a “compound” word. Now that I think about it, does anyone literally get their shit…

Disappointment with a Side of Hope: Dinner for One

Driving down the road in the dark, I look in my side mirror at the car behind me. Keep driving, look again. He’s following pretty close. I wonder if he’s a cop. Keep driving. Look again. That has to be…

The Day I was a Stripper: modern fairy tales story

Once upon a time, there was a princess a snarky, ball-busting bitch named Michelle (that would be me, this is an autobiographical account that can be considered one of the many modern fairy tales). The Executive Director (a sociopath, a skinny…