Things that happened to Michelle. True stories.
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So I got caught checking out a woman’s ass by her husband at church. I also have a crush on a gay guy. And some other stuff. […]
Things that happened to Michelle. True stories.
So I got caught checking out a woman’s ass by her husband at church. I also have a crush on a gay guy. And some other stuff. […]
Top story of the morning! Despite Michelle’s attempts at helicopter parenting, Annabelle has officially learned how to tie her shoes. The laziness that free range parenting offers is not only an enticing temptation to an […]
Today is July 4th. My migraine, well she’s a bitch, and my kids, well they got hungry for some strange reason around dinner time. So I did what any mother of 3 with a migraine […]
One of my biggest fears I ever had to face is a weird one that you probably have faced too. I have faced losing my father to cancer, the military, demons and ghosts, insanity, praise […]
Could you imagine if kryptonite was one of Superman’s appendages? He’d be kind of screwed if he got cataplexic everywhere he went. So basically I’m kind of screwed because my kryptonite is my own brain. […]
OMG, when I look in the mirror, I’m a fat cow! Ask anyone in high school, I was a, “fat cow.” The whispers of the insecure dressed in holier-than-thou costumes echoed through the hallways of pencils and ammonia, […]
In 2015, I learned… I learned I am getting better. During the Mayan Apocalypse (if you remember that), I hit a new level of crazy between motherhood and sleep deprivation, and a lot of crazy […]
My 2016 Word of the Year is, “Get-my-shit-together.” Ok. That’s like 4 words but if you put the dashes in between them, it makes it a “compound” word. Now that I think about it, does […]
Once upon a time, there was a princess a snarky, ball-busting bitch named Michelle (that would be me, this is an autobiographical account that can be considered one of the many modern fairy tales). The Executive […]
I know it’s Saturday, but I forgot to do my Finish the Sentence Friday… What I’ll miss about summer…. No. I don’t miss it. I had fun. I loved many aspects of it. But NO. […]
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