Category: Shenanigans and Dumbfuckery

Things that happened to Michelle. True stories.

Helicopter Parenting Gone Wrong

Helicopter Parenting Gone Wrong! Watch Michelle's life unfold in this devastating tale of bad helicopter parenting. She just doesn't even overparent right.

Top story of the morning! Despite Michelle’s attempts at helicopter parenting, Annabelle has officially learned how to tie her shoes. The laziness that free range parenting offers is not only an enticing temptation to an old, tired soul like Michelle,…

Williamstown Racism

Someone reported my post on Facebook and I got Facebook spanked for 24 hours. SO my blog shall be hosting this content… Who reported it? I don’t know for sure, but Shane King’s name was mentioned, he has been deleting all…

Can my own brain be my kryptonite?

Could you imagine if kryptonite was one of Superman’s appendages? He’d be kind of screwed if he got cataplexic everywhere he went. So basically I’m kind of screwed because my kryptonite is my own brain. I take my brain with me everywhere…

I learned…

What I learned in 2015. Forgiveness.

In 2015, I learned… I learned I am getting better. During the Mayan Apocalypse (if you remember that), I hit a new level of crazy between motherhood and sleep deprivation, and a lot of crazy things happened to me (haunted…