Category: Madhattery

Nonsense and whimsical like anything you’ll find coming from the mouth of the mad hatter, but it’s still profound if you think about it.

Helicopter Parenting Gone Wrong

Helicopter Parenting Gone Wrong! Watch Michelle's life unfold in this devastating tale of bad helicopter parenting. She just doesn't even overparent right.

Top story of the morning! Despite Michelle’s attempts at helicopter parenting, Annabelle has officially learned how to tie her shoes. The laziness that free range parenting offers is not only an enticing temptation to an old, tired soul like Michelle,…

If I could go back in time, I’d do it all over again. Literally.

Marty McFly and Doc Brown’s DeLorean are giving me a ride, and we’re traveling to the date of December 15, 2007. They are dropping me off on their way to see Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony’s first performance, something I would love…

The Crumpets and Bollocks Gift Guide 2015

Crumpets and Bollocks presents its 2015 Holiday Gift Guide.

Why do I have this feeling everyone is sick of gift guides? Yet most of you can’t resist to at least peruse it… I know I can’t. Gift guides are that light moths like to fly into. It will kills…

What Men Like to Watch Women Do

What Men Like to Watch Women Do

The following meme was posted on a Facebook page a long time ago asking us what men like to watch women do, and these are my answers… What Men Like to Watch Women Do Eat bananas, hot dogs, or cheese sticks…

I Wish I Knew

Finish the Sentence Friday

Holy Batballs it’s Friday, and I haven’t done my Finish the Sentence Friday thing I do to keep blogging even though I kind of want to ignore my blog for a while but am totally aware that some day, I’m…

Breast Feeding in Public. Yay or Nay?

Breastfeeding in Public Funny

I normally try to avoid topics in the mom wars realm because I honestly think the petty mom wars that ensue from such controversy diminishes the credibility of women trying to be equal in a man’s world, but I have…

Middle School Musical (it’s way cooler than the high school one)

Jen Kehl is making do this. As we speak, she is here holding a raw sausage to my ear threatening to smack me in the cheek with Salmonella if I don’t write this. Ok. Not in this realm. But I’m sure…

Watch Me Answer Deep Questions in 120 Characters or Less

Finish the Sentence Friday took a day off, so not really sure what to write, I searched some writing prompts. Meanwhile, a friend of mine “challenged” me to write my Facebook statuses in 120 characters or less. So I’m going…

If Cartoons Were Cool Like the 80’s

The mom blogosphere on the internet has pretty much reached a consensus that Caillou is a little bitch. Someone needs to call child protection services on Max and Ruby for neglect. It’s possible Yo Gabba Gabba promotes use of acid…

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Welcome to another installment of Finish the Sentence Friday, the show where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. Check out the link at the bottom for more blogs writing about this, if not just to see where I…